Silver way

Mrs. Heaton shared a political joke on the newspaper with me last night,
 

Heaven is where,

The French are the chefs
The Italians are the lovers
The British are the police
The Germans are the mechanics
And the Swiss make everything run on the time.

Hell is where,
The British are the chefs
The Swiss are the lovers
The French are the mechanics
The Italians make everything run on time
And Germans are the police

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokeheavenhell.htm